Monday, March 21, 2005

Memo from God

To: People of Earth
From: God
Date: March 21, 2005
Subject: Stop

Knock it off, all of you.

Seriously; what the hell?

-- God

[With thanks for the idea to Spamusement.]

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:28 PM

    Me too, sorry God...

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  2. Sorry GOd! Me too..

    I saw a basket of rocks in a store once, that had phrases painted on them. One said.. 'Don't make me come down there!' -God.

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