tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8793210.post111030950667609668..comments2024-03-29T00:45:35.848-07:00Comments on Toner Mishap: Cease and DesistThe Misanthropehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15697151793588884333noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8793210.post-1111016843206200202005-03-16T15:47:00.000-08:002005-03-16T15:47:00.000-08:00Fruit in jello is about as useful as fruit in frui...Fruit in jello is about as useful as fruit in fruitcake. If I want to eat fruit, I'll just eat fruit. No need to fancy it up all unnecessarily like that.<BR/><BR/>Geez.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08262988549970554970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8793210.post-1110994527972109682005-03-16T09:35:00.000-08:002005-03-16T09:35:00.000-08:00To: A concerned eater,We appreciate your letter. W...To: A concerned eater,<BR/><BR/>We appreciate your letter. We have talked to our production facility and have recieved a response to your concerns.<BR/><BR/><B>Nutritional:</B> The fruit is nothing more than colored and processed styrofoam peanuts. There is no nutritional value. In fact, like the rest of Jell-O, they too can be ingested through the nasal passages.<BR/><BR/><B>Religious:</B> No it's not. You wanna talk about abomination? Stop making Jell-O molds in the shape of Anna Nicole and fucking it. That's an abomination.<BR/><BR/><B>Aesthetic:</B> Says you. Our research panel of three monkeys, an Italian Circus midget and four drunk sailors thought it was beautiful. <BR/><BR/>Sincerely, <BR/><BR/>Bill Cosby.Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17901775650107668695noreply@blogger.com