tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8793210.post112274334451354102..comments2024-03-09T04:59:29.090-08:00Comments on Toner Mishap: The Misanthrope – Sunday’s Lighter Side ...PatienceThe Misanthropehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15697151793588884333noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8793210.post-1122826344696876902005-07-31T09:12:00.000-07:002005-07-31T09:12:00.000-07:00Just remember "Walley's three truths of the univer...Just remember "Walley's three truths of the universe"<BR/>#1 Most people are stupid.<BR/>#2 Most people agree that most people are stupid.<BR/>#3 Most people don't realize that they are most people.<BR/>When my life becomes complicated or stressed by the actions of others, it gives me an inner peace (if not satisfaction) to remember these truths. When I feel like bludgeoning some miscreant into unconsciousness, I just take a breath and remember "They can't help it they're stupid." If this doesn't work for you, and you decide that a good bludgeoning is in order, I recommend a length of bicycle inner tube filled with a mixture of axle grease and ball bearings.Bert Fordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12420394121314188278noreply@blogger.com