Toner Mishap
Sunday, December 31, 2006

On the Shelf at the Synagogue:
Happy New Year!

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This is why I like hanging out at the synagogue when my wife has stuff to do -- so much interesting stuff to see!
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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Celebrating the Death of a Dictator

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If there’s one thing you can say About Mankind There’s nothing kind about man Tom Waits/Kathleen Brennan, song writers, from the song "...
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Friday, December 29, 2006

Non-Decisional Meeting with Dire Results

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Every decision is liberating, even if it leads to disaster. Otherwise, why do so many people walk upright and with open eyes into their misf...
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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Death of a President

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Waxy has a great links page that we check all the time -- and he's got a link to the famous Dana-Carvey-as-Tom-Brokaw sketch, in which...
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Presidential Words Have No Integrity

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The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right. William Safire, columnist George W. Bush, our president (unfortunately), sai...
Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Original Mash-up

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I was going through the garage this week and came upon my box of 45s,* which collection includes some classics, including work by the duo kn...
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Non-Ultra?

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Can someone help me out here? My in-laws have a dishwashing soap called "Non-Ultra Joy"... what's up with that? Is there an ...
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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Murray Saved Christmas--
Now we know who to blame

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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. Katharine Whitehorn, journalist Twas the nig...
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Friday, December 22, 2006

Hopper Continues to Roll Over in His Grave

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Back in March 2005 I shared with the readers of Toner Mishap an assortment of parodies of (and tributes to) Edward Hopper's painting, ...
Thursday, December 21, 2006

Zombies

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Just read a colleciton of stories by Kelly Link, called " Magic for Beginners " -- she's the sort of author that makes you wis...
Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Pinata Travesty

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BoingBoing posted the other day about a military-themed pinata filled with soliders... I thought I'd share these shots of a pinata made...
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Misanthropic Thoughts

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Publicity is the life of this culture—in so far as without publicity capitalism could not survive—and at the same time publicity is its drea...
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I Won -- Sort of

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Letters are useful as a means of expressing the ideal self; and no other method of communication is quite so good for this purpose.… Elizabe...
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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Blessed are the Ophans

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“Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)” George Carl...
Saturday, December 16, 2006

The Doll That Poops In Her Pants

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My wife and I rejoiced this year when our youngest made it out of diapers -- rejoiced, I say! But the joke was on us, because for Hanukkah m...
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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Woo Who?!

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A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I’m still doing it. Miles Davis (1926–91), musician I predict that we will ...
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Automatic Whoopee Cushion

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It's been years in the making. Many of the readers of this fine blog are, no doubt, fans of practical jokes, and we proud few have sat p...
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Monday, December 11, 2006

Hulk Smash Christmas!

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You've gotta click on this pic to see it larger! I don't know if it's the expression on Hulk's face, the fact that he's ...
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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Kids Love the Taste of Santa's Sack

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Other slogans for this candy my wife and I discussed on our date this weekend (we spent quite a bit of time in hysterics over this product f...

Sunday Miscellany

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I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make a new acquaintance. Samuel Johnson (1709–84), author Saturday I met Bitch Ph.D . Sh...
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