Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Parental Examination

A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
Mark Twain (1835-1910), author

There should be a test that people need to pass before becoming parents. Let's review a few of the basics before the final exam:

























You can find more answers for your examine from this book:




A tip of the hat to Monkeys for Helping, which has even more parental tips.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:22 PM

    I gave this book to my friend and his wife when they were expecting their baby. He and I laughed ourselves silly, but, sadly, I think the wife thought it was serious.

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  2. Hi Feefi, when I saw that Clearing Baby's nose, I started laughing. Daughter used to hate that blub.

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  3. What's with the nose thing? Ugh, if I had a baby, I'd be a terrible mother, I can't stand snot and puke. The kid would have to learn to deal with it at a very early age, I'm afraid.

    Those are hilarious.

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  4. Anonymous5:44 PM

    LOL I have a great "survival guide". Like how to make a diaper from items found in an airplane. LOL
    Great to hear from you! :D

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