Friday, October 07, 2005

Berkowitz v. Bush

David Berkowitz, "son of Sam," explained that he had been ordered to commit murders by his neighbour, Sam Carr, and that these orders were transmitted through Carr's dog, Harvey.

President Bush, "son of George," explained that he had been told to commit war by God, and that these orders were transmitted through, well, God.

2 comments:

Attila said...

Yeah, and King David said that God told him to attack the Philistines. God's a much better authority than that neighbor's old cur.

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