Thursday, March 13, 2008

David Letterman's Top Ten
Messages Left on Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

“If it were absolutely necessary to choose, I would rather be guilty of an immoral act than of a cruel one”
Anatole France (1844-1924), writer

I found this at The Kentucky Democrat:

Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine
10. Hey, what's new?
9. It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.
8. Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it
7. I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?
6. This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife
5. It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice
4. This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?
3. It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way
2. Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free
1. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor

6 comments:

Brian said...

How about "Hey. It's David Vitter. Thanks a lot, asshole--the press had pretty much forgotten about me."

The Misanthrope said...

For those who have already forgotten: Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) apologized after his telephone number appeared in the phone records of the woman dubbed the "D.C. Madam," making him the first member of Congress to become ensnared in the high-profile case.

The Misanthrope said...

And, Brian is correct, it's Vitter who after Spitzer

alice, uptown said...

I think the hookers are partly because Spitzer couldn't get laid in high school and never got over it.

Chandira said...

I like number 3, even though it conjures images I'd rather not think about.. But, the rhyme is nice. ;-)

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