Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Iraq in New York

A near riot in Yankee Stadium erupted when Yankee fans like our president couldn’t stand the truth. The umpires akin to weapon inspectors, determined that A Rod did indeed cheat and swatted the ball out of Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo’s glove, and that there was no reason to call A Rod safe. The umpires conferred and reached the right answer as the video taped showed. The insurgents at the stadium began to toss baseballs and anything else at their disposal onto the field. Rather than taunt the animals of the Bronx Zoo to “bring it on,” as our president did, which than inspired a surge of unrest and killings, the umpires used overwhelming force by allowing police in riot gear to line the outfield foul lines until things calmed down.

The Misanthrope thinks such fan behavior is unacceptable and the game should have been called in favor of Boston. This will send a message loud and clear that such behavior is not condoned in a baseball game.

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