Oscar Wilde (1854–1900), playwright
A hearty and happy New Year to all Toner Mishap readers and as a public service I will share with you Esquire’s The Rules: A Man’s Guide to Life in order to help with your New Year’s resolutions.
- Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom the little boys’ room.
- No talking at the urinal.
- Sitcom characters watching porn always tilt their heads.
- If you are under 80, you should never utter the phrase the whole kit and caboodle
- The weirder the cell phone ring, the more annoying the person.
- Any superhero worth his salt could fly without his cape.
- There’s a special circle in hell reserved for those who adjust their rearview mirrors while you wait for their parking space. ( I will add also for people who hold up traffic while applying make-up).
- The day that the New York Times referred to Snoop Doggy Dogg on second reference as Mr. Dogg was the day the whole formal news outlet edifice began to crumble.
- Anybody who says they “work hard and play hard” probably does neither.
- If someone begins an opinion by saying, “now, I’m not [fill in the blank],” then that person is “[fill in the blank].”
3 comments:
No. 5 definitely goes for blog templates too.
Happy New Year!! :-)
An exception to #5 is if [fill in the blank] is "a doctor"...
doh! that exception was to #10, not #5...
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