Not Jude Law.
It's the finer points of law that I take pleasure in, like this tidbit:
[It is prohibited] to discard, launch, propel, release, squirt or throw any gaseous, liquid, semi-solid substance or object toward or among the participants, vehicles or animals in [a] special event.
When law makes you picture people throwing poop at a parade, you've just got to smile.
I was researching the legal status of Silly String in the area where I live, as my wife cautioned me against having a Silly String fight with the kids -- she feared it had been made illegal out here.
I was pleased to discover it's NOT illegal, but can not be used to disrupt a parade or similar gathering -- hence the law above.