Melissa Balmain contributed an article to this month's issue of Parenting in which she details "cartoon episodes you'll never see." If you, too, are a parent of small children you will no doubt enjoy them all... here's one for free:
During a rare quiet moment, Spongebob ponders the big questions: Why is it that Patrick the starfish can talk, but Gary the snail can only meow? How come he's able to fry Krabby Patties under water? And why the heck does he live in a pineapple?To read the rest, you'll have to buy the May 2005 issue.