Mike Leigh, British filmmaker
Disgraced Hewlett-Packard Co. Chairwoman Patricia C. Dunn, who resigned her
leadership position on the HP board for spying on her peers on the board regarding a media leak, is going to be appointed to a Homeland Security position.“Patricia Dunn is a patriot and a honorable America who will make a great addition to our efforts to protect the American people from the proliferating terrorists eager to attack freedom loving citizens,” said an unidentified White House official. “Without Patty’s brave forceful steps we could have had any number of computers or printers producing mushroom clouds.”
An uncorroborated report has it that Vice President Dick Cheney praised her efforts and said California attorney general Bill Lockyer would rather give traitors free reign to provide comfort to the enemy.
HP’s outside attorney appears to have had prior knowledge of the wiretapping and did not stop it. President Bush was so impressed by the attorney that he may introduce him as a Supreme Court judge nominee when one of those liberal jurists who’d rather make laws than interpret the laws retires or dies.
Toner Mishap will keep you posted on any new developments.
1 comment:
Didn't mushroom clouds go with atomic bombs? That was the atomic age, not the cyber age....such confusion -- or are we reverting?
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