Out of the Closet Publishers is releasing a new Lesbian Bible (this is not your mother's Lesbian Bible) which replaces all of the men with women. So we have Adamina and Eve, Danielle in the Lion's Den, Jane and Her Coat of Many Colors, and Mona receiving the Ten Commandments. It's not for Jewish lesbians, I guess, because it includes the New Testament, and here's the best part:
Instead of Jesus, The Lesbian Bible features Justine, the daughter of God, who tells her twelve hot female disciples, "Let she who is without sin leave now, for it is far more fun to be around sinners. Now remove your clothing and let me closely inspect the divine images in which God made you." What follows is the first appearance of an X-rated jacuzzi scene in any Bible.
1 comment:
What a fabulous 'coat' link! Thanks
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