Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Parental Examination

A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
Mark Twain (1835-1910), author

There should be a test that people need to pass before becoming parents. Let's review a few of the basics before the final exam:

You can find more answers for your examine from this book:

A tip of the hat to Monkeys for Helping, which has even more parental tips.


feefifoto said...

I gave this book to my friend and his wife when they were expecting their baby. He and I laughed ourselves silly, but, sadly, I think the wife thought it was serious.

The Misanthrope said...

Hi Feefi, when I saw that Clearing Baby's nose, I started laughing. Daughter used to hate that blub.

Chandira said...

What's with the nose thing? Ugh, if I had a baby, I'd be a terrible mother, I can't stand snot and puke. The kid would have to learn to deal with it at a very early age, I'm afraid.

Those are hilarious.

daxohol said...

LOL I have a great "survival guide". Like how to make a diaper from items found in an airplane. LOL
Great to hear from you! :D