Saturday, May 21, 2005

Meatus?

Ran over to Kaiser to get my wife's script filled (she has some sort of bug and is on antibiotics and other stuff), and I stopped in the bathroom next to the labs.

On the wall is posted a flyer with specific, detailed instructions on how to properly wash your penis before giving a urine sample for inspection. Included in those directions is the phrase "urethral meatus." Here's my problem with it: if you need instructions on how to wash your penis, will you comprehend the phrase "urethral meatus"?

My guess: they wind up with more than a few tainted samples at this particular Kaiser.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

urethral meatus----

you roight thrilled to meet us?

yeah, i know, whatever. i noticed it, i wrote it down. here.

Chandira said...

You know what'll happen now, right? People will find you via Google.. it will get wierd.. lol