Monday, May 02, 2005
The Original Magic Bullet Express
Saw it at Target; couldn't resist repeating some of the claims of this product -- it is, after all, "The HI-SPEED BLENDER/MIXER SYSTEM That does it all!"
Turn your leftover chicken into a mouthwatering lunch favorite your whole family will love! The chicken starts in your mouth, travels through your stomach, exits here [picture shown on box] and proceeds to travel through the mouths and stomachs of every one at the table!
Effortlessly grate hard or soft cheeses; do three different cheeses in only 5.6 seconds, including reloading time!
Make this quick, flavorful sauce to add to your favorite pasta. After you load the tomatoes here, they burst from the machine, turn 90 degrees -- in mid-air -- and land on the other side of the blender, where they are squashed into sauce!