Arrr, matey! Avast, and shiver me timbers!
This here blog be takin' part in "Talk Like a Pirate Day," so swab the decks and grab your mizzenmast!
Arr... I have no more piratical phrases at hand, you landlubbers. Off with ye -- or I'll make you walk the plank and pay a visit to Davy Jones' locker!
P.S. Funny pirate humor.