[It's Friday, and that's means it's time for Guerilla Gorilla. This week, GG is commenting on this.]
I'm going to have to give up on the entire human race, I'm afraid. You've been wonderful at times -- teaching my fellow simians sign language, making movies about Dian Fosse, and letting Peter Jackson remake "King Kong" into what it should be: a love story between an ape and his lady. And I don't want to dismiss you all just because some of you happen to be capable of pure evil, but when I read about something like this it makes me wonder why you are the dominant species and we gorillas are still picking ticks off of each other out in the mist. [grunt]
Fuck you, Sharen and Mike Gravelle.
You had eleven kids you were supposed to be taking care of, ages 1 to 14, some adopted and some as foster kids. And you put them in cages like animals. Nine cages built into the walls of your house in Wakeman, Ohio. Cages only 40 inches high. No blankets and no pillows, and the cages were rigged with alarms that sounded if opened. [shiver]
Gorillas are a lot stronger than humans, you know. And Wakeman isn't a very big town. Certainly not so big that a gorilla couldn't find you and punish you. Repeatedly. [growl]