Monday, July 18, 2005

An Accident Waiting to Happen

This is why America is going to hell in a handbasket:



When you can go into a store and purchase a "swivel saucer" to better hold your burger, fries and drink WHILE YOU DRIVE, you have seen the beginning of the end of civilization.

I know people eat and drive, talk on the phone and drive, shave and drive, apply lipstick and drive... but creating products to not only enable people to do this more efficiently but in addition to encourage such behavior borders on being an atrocity.

Where will you be, COPCO, when car accidents are on the rise because of morons attempting to eat a double-double while they merge onto the freeway? Where will you be when idiots reach for their drink and slam into a tractor-trailer?

Shame on you, COPCO.

6 comments:

bitchphd said...

Not to mention that it's yet ANOTHER PIECE OF PLASTIC CRAP for which you're expected to pay, what? $7.95? Lord.

Aurelius said...

I'm more concerned about the potentially wasted Whopper with Cheese when the accident ensues!

Devo said...

I'm sure COPCO will find a way to profit from the impending rise in accident rates. That's what American consumerism is all about! Exploitation and profit. How else do you explain a TV show dedicated to finding a Superstar replacement for INXS's deceased lead singer?

Chandira said...

Well, asssuming that the person driving doesn't keel over from heart failure before he finished his big mac, that's an abomination..

Anonymous said...

You people are WEIRD and you really should get a life...

Anonymous said...

people are going to eat in the car whether they have a tray or not......get over it!