Guerilla Gorilla was on freeway this week and saw something make him mad. Very mad. And sad. [grunt]Here what Guerilla Gorilla saw: young human child, maybe five year old, sitting in front seat of car. Human children not supposed to ride in front seat -- dangerous.
Human child was not in booster seat. Booster seat required by law for all children under six year old or sixty pounds -- even Guerilla Gorilla know this!
Human child was not wearing seatbelt. Seatbelt is not just good idea; seatbelt is the law!
Car was late-model gold-color Toyota Celica! That not illegal or unsafe; that just a bad idea.
Why this adult human not know how to make child safe? Why so many others on roads do same to other children? This silverback know that children are most precious thing we have, and it frustrating to see so many humans not be safer with theirs. That why we gorillas have babies ride on stomach when we brachiate thrrough treetops. Yes, Guerilla Gorilla knows word "brachiate." [grunt]
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