[It's Friday, and that's means it's time for Guerilla Gorilla again. This week he seems to have left behind deeper political musings for matters of a more mundane nature.]
Guerilla Gorilla went to restaurant yesterday. Fun had by all. But what Guerilla Gorilla does not grok is why fat lady in booth next to him had to take shoes off and put her naked smelly human feet up on seat for all to see.
That not right.
Keep your fat, stinky human feet in their fat, stinky human shoes where at least Guerilla Gorilla will not be able to see them and wonder if that is sanitary in this fine eating establishment.
If Guerilla Gorilla wanted to see and smell stinky human feet, Guerilla Gorilla would have become podiatrist. Or kinky sex gorilla. [grunt]