1. Rejected York Peppermint Pattie Commerical BlurbsTake a look, won't you? McSweeney's rocks!
"When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I feel the sensation of the Lord's righteous anger as He reveals His plan to use me as His holy instrument of judgment! It's all right there between the lines of the ingredients list!"
2. Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With Science
"She removed all traces of vitamin A from my diet."
3. Reading-Too-Much-Into-Things ComprehensionParagraph A: Her leg brushed up against yours.4. Four Ways in Which My Life is Like Pac-Man's
1. Did she do that on purpose?a) Yes.
d) Don't know.
I won't spoil it for you; hit the link and laugh out loud.
5. Names of Cheeses Inspired By Star Wars Characters
Saturday, February 19, 2005
McSweeney's Is My New Best Friend
Why do I love McSweeney's? Why have I moved it to the "must-read" section of our links, promoted from its spot on our BlogRoll? Here are five reasons: