1. MBNA -- Gladys Knight Rugby -- Gladys leaping into the end zone (or whatever it is in rugby) and seeing her tush jiggle
2. Happy Birthday, Jack-in-the Box pull-string doll
3. Bud Light, Al Pacino Scarface impression (bird protecting girl from pick-up artists in bar)
The winner of the "in-my-dreams-I-wish-squirm-in-my-seat" ad: Tabasco bikini
Last year at this time I was sitting in a bistro on Boulevard St. Germain on the Left Bank in Paris enjoying a roasted chicken with pomme frites and a burgundy. I missed the whole Janet Jackson nipple hoopla. I would have done anything to be there again instead of watching this game.
McNabb needs to watch a few Elway/Montana tapes. That was the worst two-minute drill in the history of football. Hurry-up offense, huh? What's that?